Friday, July 20, 2007

From Fark.com, for Yesterday

Jon Bon Jovi wants the owner of the Mijovi energy drink to change its name, arguing it is too similar to his famous moniker

Canada's crime rate is at a 25-year low, but this has nothing to do with last week's revelation that Canadians smoke more weed than any other country. "Dude, let's break into.... nah, let's twist another one"

German police spring into action after report from woman of a dangerous masked criminal trying to steal van. Turns out the criminal was a large toy beaver

Turns out Chinese news reporter faked that story about replacing meat with cardboard in buns. Will have different kind of meat in his buns when he goes to Chinese PMITA prison. Also, "Bangkok," huh, huh

Using hairspray, (like in Charlie's Angels) to detect the infra-red doesn't work. In fact, it will set off the alarm as these two teens found out

Stay classy, Dodge: New Nitro ad shows dog being electrocuted

Today's "man stabs wife with sword while shouting 'Show me the money'" story brought to you by Hudson, Florida

FFAA: the name, "Da Roostah" is actually lifted from  David Sedaris Story out of, "Me Talk Pretty One Day" about his brother being a straight-up gangster from North Carolina, who goes by the moniker "Tha Roostah."

1 comment:

John R. said...

what an f'ing moron that bon jovi is...if he's so concerned, why doesn't he change his name back to bon giovi or whatever the hell his real Italian name was...